Saturday, August 29, 2009

Plant fat?

For those of you I've talked to about this, more research has informed me that:

Plant fat=not hydrogenated! Which is good, because a lot of stuff here has that ingredient.

Everything that is hydrogenated says: "gehärtet pflanzliches fett." (Hardened plant fat, literally.) This I will avoid.

Also related: Holy crap. OREOS NO LONGER CONTAIN TRANS FATS!

That's all for now. Just a quick note.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Wonderful discoveries.

A four-hour walk around Düsseldorf yielded some wonderful discoveries.

1. Durian's Thai Restaurant. There were "Best of the City"-type stickers all over the front door, the windows were cluttered with beautiful plants and little lights...I can't wait to try it!

2. Der Kleiner Italianer, a ready-made sandwich at Bäckerei Terbuyken that is basically a crunchy brötchen with butter (because every sandwich has butter here, not mayonnaise), basil, arugula, tomato, mozarella and pesto. Mmm.

3. A sushi shop with affordable sushi and actual Japanese people making it.

4. Landliebe Schoko Milch, which is even better than Schoko Müller Milch (and worth the extra money).

5. Two cute art-supply stores.

6. Trendy, affordable hair salons.

7. ICED CHAI. ICED. In Germany, coffee is not iced. It's just not. So the fact that there's iced anything...wünderbar!

8. A Chinese restaurant that serves spicy pig rectum and dan dan noodles (the pig rectum is how I know it's authentic--not something I actually plan on eating). The menu is also in Chinese, and there's awful, flowery wallpaper--good signs.

9. A store that sells moccasins.

10. Nightclubs with indie music. Honestly, I'm ready for a club that plays something other than "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Fun at the disco?

Waiting in line for the bathroom at the disco, I noticed three girls pounding on the door of one of the stalls, and periodically feeding wads of paper towels in through the crack. It was then that I heard the retching noises and the hacking that can only accompany a bout of alcohol-induced vomiting.

When the girl finally emerged from the bathroom stall, her friends asked her why she was throwing up.

"Zuviel Vodka," she replied with a wicked grin. Then she washed her hands and walked out of the bathroom, ready  to do it all again. 

I feel bad for her liver.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

foodstuffs, German-style

Allow me to take even more time off from making this blog intelligent, interesting and/or insightful to say:

Schoko-Müsli, I love you.

I now eat this every morning. I don't want to know what all goes into it--I just want to keep eating it for as long as I am able to chew breakfast cereal.

In other news, I had my first döner the other night. Extremely delicious. It's unlike any Middle Eastern food I've ever had, and really wasn't how I was expecting. Anyway, I look forward to more in the future.

Monday, August 10, 2009

oh good

It's raining really hard here.
I'm so happy!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

List post, because I'm too lazy.


Myths about Germany: true or not?

Some myths about Germany debunked:
1. Germans do not only eat sausage and potatoes. They eat pasta, salad, fruit, etc. I have not had a potato yet (though it is only my second day).
2. Germans do not leave their milk/water/beer out of the fridge. All drinks go in the fridge, except for unopened mineral wasser. Everything is cold. I don't know why, but for some reason, people I talked to in America were convinced that Germans drink warm beer/warm water/warm everything.
3. Germans do laundry.
4. There is internet. Unlimited internet. It is cheaper than in the U.S., because it includes phone service. It's kind of slow.
5. People in Germany are blunt and this makes them seem rude. Wow! This is what I was told. Maybe I haven't been around enough Germans yet, but every German I've met is completely normal and/or friendly. Maybe I come from a place where people are unusually blunt. I don't know. In my limited experience, however, Germans are hospitable and easy to get along with. It is common here for people to laugh at each other, which we wouldn't really do in America. For example--if there's a crazy person talking to him/herself on the street, people laugh. If someone trips and falls, people laugh. If you respond very enthusiastically to something, people laugh. But weirdly enough, it doesn't feel unkind to me. It's just a different kind of humor and perspective than we have in the U.S.
6. Germans don't use napkins at meals!
7. People bathe! You wouldn't believe how many people told me Germans don't bathe often. In my experience, they bathe more often than Americans, and brush their teeth more, too.
8.  There is maple syrup here. But Germans don't eat pancakes (and I haven't yet seen a waffle), so I'm not sure what they do with it.

Some myths about Germany that turned out to be entirely true:
1. People here love chocolate and dairy products (especially Eis!).
2. Almost everyone smokes. Smoking is allowed in every public place, and the inside of most buildings smells like cigarettes. Also, teenagers are allowed to smoke in school.
3. Pretzels are prevalent. They are soooo good. I bought one as soon as I got here. They are lightyears better than American hard pretzels, and definitely better than American soft pretzels. Inside, they are buttery and delicious, and on the outside, they are dark brown and covered with kosher salt.
4. Nobody drinks tap water/water that isn't sparkling. I'm in heaven, since I prefer sparkling wasser to plain, anyway.
5. Forks and knives are placed on plates differently. I can't really explain.
6. Germans LOVE Obama! As soon as I made my preference for Obama known, I was immediately met with smiles and "yes we can!"s. (Please ignore grammatical incorrectness there.)
7. To buy products, you do have to go to several different stores (stores usually specialize in one particular area). Sometimes a supermarket has a shoe store or purses, but for the most part, shopping takes half a day because of all the stores one must drive to.
8. Fußball=national pastime. Everyone seemed surprised that I don't have a favorite team to champion.

And now, some observations:
1. Germans love American pop from the 80's: Cindi Lauper, Sting, Depeche Mode, Bon Jovi (ugh!), and especially Michael Jackson...it's played on the radio all the time here. I can't say I miss the terrible American neo-Country genre, though.
2. Germany has the best soft drinks ever. My favorites are Lift Apfel-Schorle (sparkling apple juice, which is not as sweet as it is in America) and Mezzo Mix, which is basically coke with orange essence. It sounds weird, but it's very good. All soft drinks have real sugar, not corn syrup.
3. A lot of people ride bikes here, but cruisers, not mountain or road bikes.
4. The streets are quite clean, but the poor street trees have cigarette butts littered all around them in the dirt.
5. Public transportation is extremely efficient. The buses come every ten minutes.
6. People seem really happy and content here.
7. There are not many black/African or South Asian people, but a lot of Turks. White Germans are blatantly racist about Turkish immigrants (or Germans of Turkish descent, for that matter). This makes me pretty uncomfortable, because where I come from, people at least pretend to be more tolerant. Also, have any Germans ever met a Jew? Not the ones I know. I don't even tell them I'm Jewish because I've heard some pretty stereotypical things come out of their mouths about non-Christians. Oof.
8. There are no SUVs! Hallelujah! People actually drive fuel efficient cars!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

D.C.

I'm in the capital of the United States at the moment, "bonding" with other, extremely friendly people who won the same scholarship as I did. I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed at the moment--tired, invigorated, grateful, apprehensive...all over the place. Right now, there's not much to report--I've eaten mediocre airport food, pretty bad chain restaurant food, explored a bit. Definitely not up to my usual standards, but the meals are paid for. A group of us is planning to get Thai food, and rebel against the regimented diet of pizza and french fries we have been relegated to.

Tomorrow, we'll be visiting the D.C. museums, memorials and other enriching activities. More later.